Tuesday, February 09, 2010

First reactions

Got some replies to an early morning SMS sent by me from cab, about the breaking news I heard from a friend…
Wanted to share here…(not sure if it's legal to do it, but no names here).
Different words - Same emotions…Or is it ? Just observe the power of "What".

  • What? Seriously na?
  • What?!
  • That’s really surprising..not a good news..
  • Cant believe this
  • What!
  • Hmmm…Interesting!!! Something fishy.
  • Oh why? after a good result. Hmm..
  • Oh my God…
  • Big news
  • What? Is it ter in papers
  • S*** man, sinking ship unless miracle happens.
  • :-o
  • What…Thought will happen by end of this year
  • Nim ajji…ketta biscuit hakidya?
  
It's anybody's guess on what the news was!
  

Sunday, February 07, 2010

Insects on leaves

I have a small roof top garden. This was after we had to destry our existing small garden on the ground floor for my car parking. I had published photos of my garden flowers before it paved way for my car. My previous blog showed the pics of my beautiful "Cobra plant" at home.

A camera in hand. In the garden. Sunny day.Green is ofcourse the color. But what if you find some dark, colourful spots on the greens. Shoot it...Then share it.

Now just pictures and no words....View the nature's insect designs on green leaves.


PS - To get the best view - View album in picasa - in full screen mode .

"Spotted Cobra" plant

Found a leaf of the not-so-beautiful plant on the roadside. Got it home - just because it looked different. Then realised that the end of the leaf is a plant. Carelessly threw it into a pot which already had plants. This was around 4 months ago.
Abracadabra - Today it blooms….Yes, it’s a good feeling.

Sadly, looks like the flower saps out all the energy of the plant and the plant may just die. Leaves are drying out. But the siblings of the flowering plant will stay in my pot. Happy and Blooming :-)

Picture(s) is(are) worth a thousand words!



But only words can explain what the picture shows! So here are the words...

What kind of plant is this?
  •     Leaves hold the children and the future plant...Just take a leaf and show it the soil, and it grows into a new Cobra plant.
  •     Leaves are the branches
  •     Spotted but smooth skin
  •     Shape of leaf resembles an elongated coffee seed (a central groove with no sharp edges)
As I know nothing about the colocial or the botanical name of this, I call it "Spotted Cobra plant".

Now explaining the name - Terms - Spotted and plant are obvious, but why cobra and not zebra nor cheetah?
The end of the leaf looks like the hood of a cobra :-)

PS - Watch the top view photo in full screen view to look at the amazing symmetry of the plant.

Friday, February 05, 2010

Failed Prj Manager @ home

This is what the renovation workers told us at home. Rather they did not "tell" me this, but "meant" it. I know both the statements do not mean anything unless explained.

We are having some renovation work going on at my home. This is the project. Now the details.

Requirements
The bathroom is being fitted with geyser (replacing the erstwhile water boiler). along with the geyser comes the shower set. The bathroom is also enhanced with a sink and wall tiles. We also replaced the kitchen's cement(red oxide) flooring with vitrified tiles (the anti skid types). The kitchen shelves will have to go under wraps ie we will cover the portions below the slab\platform by wooden doors. We need to have the housing floor tiles polished and the entire ground floor painted.

Timelines
Now that you have a fair assessment of the work...Take a guess on the estimated time to complete these tasks.
The contractor gave an estimate of 1 month. We are already 1 month into the work and we are just 50% done. Why the delay and what can be done?

Constraints
The contractor is just an interface for sourcing the workers.
Rolewise, contractor is similar to HR dept. Team managers provide requirements of personal with the job description to HR. HR talk to the candidates through headhunters and provide offer letters. Team pays the candidates from their cost centers. If you are wondering why the team  does not partcipate in the selection process, I have an answer - The team(including manager) has no bloody knowledge\experience in this field. Right from kind of tiles to sinks to cement to whatever, it has to depend on opinions of others (including the most jumbled\confusing source of truth - INTERNET). If you think Managers are all powerful, then you have no damn idea about the power of HR (no pun here haha).

Analysis
Looking into the work description, its clear that we need mason (to break the existing floor and wall plastering), electrician (for the geyser point), plumber (for the water points of sink and geyser), carpenter (for the wooden covering in kitchen) and the tile laying person. Pretty much everybody involved in a full fledged
house construction. This is the root cause for the delay.

To assemble everybody in a synchronous fashion is the biggest challenge. Why synchronous? Because the contractor told so. The painter can start his scrubing of walls in the bedrooms when carpenter is fitting the doors in kitchen and plumber is fitting sink in bathroom. But, "no" we have only one worker at a any point in time. So came the HR order. "Amen! Amen!" the confused Manager said.

The mason starts work, does it for a day and doesn't turn up the next day. "Sick leave boss". Hmm! There is no backup or replacement. He just can't be fired because its not humane (another of HR order). "Amen Amen". And its not just the mason who falls sick, its the plumber, the tile man, the carpenter everybody....Hale and healthy on day one and sick on say 2. So the team (including Manager) has only one thing to do. Wait, for the next working day!




Conclusion
And thus we are at 50% work done in 100% time. Hope to complete the prj in 200% time. But its only Hope! Remember that the last laugh is with HR.
Any project has 2 aspects - Quality and Budget. Clearly time budget management has been a failure. Quality seems to be good.
So I consider this as bad Prj Mgmt. Especially when the Prj team was the end customer!!

PS - Purposefully the monetary budget is hidden from you!

Thursday, February 04, 2010

"Labour Union" and "Right To Information"(RTI)

This could be one of those blogs which try to link 2 un-linked topics.

Traditionally the "Labour unions" are formed in labour intensive industries to fight for the rights of the labourers. It was(is) believed that the management generally are profit oriented and disregard the concerns of its employees. So the employees ganged up to form a forumn called "union". What started from a finance point of view grew into wider topics - like work envoirnment, health care of labourers, education of labourers children etc. The union would be the interface between the mgmt and the labourers. Union was the mouth of the labourers heart. It got rights to check into the balance sheet of the company and got a pie of the profits into labour welfare schemes. Unions also ensured (by timely discussions and untimely strikes) that the labour laws are adhered to by the company. It's seen as a socialistic model to have unions.

To cut a long story short - Unions created transparency in the mgmt processes and ensured that the policies benefits the labourers. (In someways you could say that its democracy at work).
(Personally I may hate unions, but I indirectly owe a lot to unions of my dad's workplace. Without unions probably my dad would'nt get good salary and hence provide me a good education!)

RTI is a law in India that came into existance in the year 2005. I am sure that many do not appreciate the powerfulness of RTI. I have been part of one of the RTI applications, and I can very well say that it is a good tool. If you want to know what is coming up in a govt owned plot in your locality - approach the local corporation and submit an RTI application. You will get a written answer within a fixed span of time. Govt authorities are entitled to provide a reply to each RTI application. The example given is about the plot right in front of my house. Different political leaders gave different verbal promises on the purpose of this plot based on who asked the question. To get the right answer, RTI is the way to go. Now no politician can bluff his way ahead. The various tenders of Govt right from the Nehruvian era can be questioned now to get facts out. Looking at the big picture, it aims to bring in transparency on the functioning of the govt and hopefully reduce corruption. After the Sant Chatwal conterversy, Vir Sanghvi posted his RTI application about the Padma awards selection criteria. On this aspect, the Govt would be careful to have a clear process in place from atleast next year onwards. Isnt this transparency?

Do you see a link now? Transparency!!

Ofcourse both unions and RTI have their own pitfalls (No process is perfect...the great LEAN process of Toyota seems to fail them now). Union leaders have become corrupt and management take them on their side at times. Frivolous RTI applications kill the essence of RTI. RTI (like Lokayukta) is under the govt and may be amended to suit the Govt. But lets look into the positives.

In the age of "Clear Enterprise", RTI is a model to be followed by all Govts of world providing "Clear Governance". India has set an example here. Proud of that!

Basically the Unions question the management, RTI questions the Govt. And that's damn good.
 
Wondering about the origins..Socialism -> Transparency -> Democracy or Democracy ->Transparency->Socialism...
 
Why wonder ? Enjoy the great Indian democracy :-)

Monday, February 01, 2010

Evil Mind

I was going through the IEEE paper on the scandal "The Athens Affair". First of all, though the scandal is grave, probably it went un-noticed (by media) or did not receive the attention it deserved.

About the scandal - As the name suggests, it happened in Athens during the period of Athens Olympics in the last decade. It was discovered accidentally that the mobile telephones of some of the big names of Greece (including the then PM, defense minister) were tapped and conversations recorded.

Telephone tapping is nothing new...Remember President Nixon...Or closer home Mr Ramakrishna Hegde resigned as CM of Karnataka because of phone tapping controversy. 

The IEEE paper I referred to, is the a technical explanation of how such a mechanism was actually implemented. A couple of pages through the paper, I lost interest in the "HOW" part of the story. I was wondering on "WHY" and "WHAT NEXT"?. So clearly I was not interested in technical aspect of how the phones were tapped, but was more interested in the brain behind, reasons for the setup and the massive cover-up later.
Wondering " 'Why' did I loose interest in WHY?"

One possible reason is  - I am not a hardcore techie (at-least not the hackers type).
Other reason could be - Reading thrillers rather than reading technical books has dropped the technical curiosity in me.

But a more realistic reason (or so I think) is - I cannot reuse the technical aspect of the hack (because security-wise the systems could be robust now). It could be of some use later in life, if I get to know why hackers hacked the phone. I may be in such a situation and hacking could be a solution then (WHY part). And more important - how I can save myself later, if caught (WHAT NEXT part).

Now that’s called "Evil mind". Isn't it?